Intro:
   G B7 Em D
   C Cm G D

Verse 1:
        G                B7
Get her name and get her number
         Em                        D          C
Find out all of the things that we have in common
      Cm              G     D
Never all the differences, oh yeah
         G                 B7
Meet her parents, meet her brother
         Em                       D           C
Then she starts sleepin' over the crib on weekends
       Cm           G       D
Like a real relationship, oh no

Pre-chorus:
Am7                      Em
   For me the stars are alignin'
                     D
But for her it's bad timin'
                     D7
So she just can't be mine

Chorus:
G                  B7     Em
I don't think that I like her anymore
D
'Cause they're all the same
C              Cm                  G           D
All they wanna do is break my heart, my heart (Oh-oh)
G                  B7     Em
I don't think that I like her anymore
D
'Cause they're all the same
C               Cm               G        D
They just wanna see me fall apart, apart (Oh-oh)

Verse 2:
     G              B7
So I hook up on a rebound
      Em                    D          C
And I say that I'm gonna be single for life
             Cm         G                 D
But she's so pretty and nice (Pretty and nice)
     G               B7
So I made just one exception
      Em                      D       C
But I find out eventually I'm not her type
      Cm                G  D
Baby, that's the reason why, that

Pre-chorus:
Am7                      Em
   For me the stars are alignin'
                     D
But for her it's bad timin'
                     D7
So she just can't be mine

Chorus:
G                  B7     Em
I don't think that I like her anymore
D
'Cause they're all the same
C              Cm                  G           D
All they wanna do is break my heart, my heart (Oh-oh)
G                  B7     Em
I don't think that I like her anymore
D
'Cause they're all the same
C               Cm               G        D
They just wanna see me fall apart, apart (Oh-oh)

Instrumental:
   G B7 Em D
   C Cm G D

Bridge:
Am7                     Em
   I'm trying not to be bitter
               D
But damn it, I miss her
                      D7
'Cause she's one of a kind

Pre-chorus:
Am7                      Em
   For me the stars are alignin'
                     D
But for her it's bad timin'
                     D7
So she just can't be mine

Chorus:
A                  Db7    Gbm
I don't think that I like her anymore
E
'Cause they're all the same
D              Dm                  A           E
All they wanna do is break my heart, my heart (Oh-oh)
A                  Db7    Gbm
I don't think that I like her anymore
E
'Cause they're all the same
D               Dm               A        E
They just wanna see me fall apart, apart (Oh-oh)

Outro:
   A Db7 Gbm E
   D Dm

        A                    E
Then we fall, we fall, fall, fall apart now
A                  Db7    Gbm
I don't think that I like her anymore
E
'Cause they're all the same
D               Dm               A        E
They just wanna see me fall apart, apart (Oh-oh)