G F C I work down at the pizza pit G F C And I drive an old Hyundai G D Em C I still live with my mom and dad D I'm five foot three and over weight G F C I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic G F C Never been to second base G D Em C But theres a whole nother me you need to see D G go check out myspace C G D G Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood C G D G Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good C G D Em I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate C D and I love a good glass of wine C G D G It turns girls on that I'm mysterious C G D G I tell em that I dont want nothing serious C G D Em Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way C D Chat with two women at one time G F C I'm so much cooler on-line. G F C So much cooler online G F C I get home I kiss my mom G F C And she fixes me a snack G D Em C And I head down to my basement bedroom D G And fire up my Mac G F C In real life the only time I've G F C Ever even been to LA G D Em C Is when I got the chance With the marching band C D G to play tuba in the rose parade C G D G But On - line I live in Malibu C G D G I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ C G D Em Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack C D Abs that would blow your mind C G D G It turns girls on that I'm mysterious C G D G I tell em that I dont want nothing serious C G D Em Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way C D Chat with two women at one time G F C I'm so much cooler On-line. G F C Yea I'm cooler online D G When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date C D G Let alone a real girlfriend D G But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight C D Every time I log in Solo: Em D C G D Em C D C G D G On - Line Im out in Hollywood C G D G Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good C G D G Even on a slow day I can have a three way C D Chat with two women at one time G F C I'm so much cooler on-line. G F C Yea I'm cooler online G F C I'm so much cooler on-line G F C Yea I'm cooler online
Online chords by Brad Paisley
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