Verse:
G              Em
BFF and you're such a good friend
G                      D                 G
But I knew it couldn't last 'til summer's end
G                          Em              G
You signed my yearbook and that was pretty rad
G                           D            D    Db  C
But now I'm getting sick of you and it's just too bad

                    D                 D   Db  C
I hear you talked a lot of xxxx about me
C
To your new best friend

Chorus:
G                     C
That doesn't matter anyway
       G                            C
'cause I've got a brand new friend okay
G                           C
Me and her, we'll kick your ass
G
We'll wait with knives after class

Verse:
 G             Em
But you know I gotta say
G                    D                 G
I really loved going to your slumber party
G               Em
It's too bad you got so lame
G                          D           D   Db  C
You told my secrets and it caused me a lot of pain

                    D                   D  Db C
I hear you talked a lot of xxxx about me
C
To your new best friend

Chorus:
G                      C
That doesn't matter anyway
       G                            C
'cause I've got a brand new friend okay
G                            C
Me and her, we'll kick your ass
 G
We'll wait with knives after class

Verse:
G                 C                    D
Now give me back, all the clothes you borrowed
 G                      C                     D
Don't give me xxxxxxxx, bring them to school tomorrow
 G                          C            D     G
I can't believe I told you all about my secret crush
G                          C             D       G
Wish I could take it back, now that you broke my trust

G                    Em
It was great how you made me a friendship bracelet
G                     D                     G
But I didn't know you made one for Becky facelift
 G                    Em               G
You know now everyone hates me a whole bunch
 G                      D            D   Db  C
Just because I made you cry a little bit at lunch
                 D
But I don't feel bad
  C
'cause they don't know what we had

Chorus:
G                      C
That doesn't matter anyway
       G                             C
'cause I've got a brand new friend okay
G                           C
Me and her, we'll kick your ass
G
We'll wait with knives after class

Bridge:
G                   D   Em
We don't like Becky anymore
G                   D   Em
We don't like Becky anymore
G                   D   Em
We don't like Becky anymore
G                   D   Em
We don't like Becky anymore

Verse:
G                Em                   G
Now I'm going to juvie for teenage homocide
G                      D                          G
It would all have been cool if you'd stayed by my side
G                   Em                   G
Then you know Becky wouldn't have had to die
    G          D       D   Db C
And now, every single night I cry

                   D            D       Db  C
If only what you'd wrote in my yearbook was true
                   D               D    Db    C
Then I wouldn't be stuck in xxxxxxx cell block two
             D      D   Db   C
But I don't regret what I've done

'cause in the end it was fun

Chorus:
G                      C
That doesn't matter anyway
       G                            C
'cause I've got a brand new friend okay
G                            C
Me and her, we'll kick your ass
G                             C
We'll wait with knives after class

G                     C
That doesn't matter anyway
         G                           C
'cause I've got a brand new friend okay
G                           C
Me and her, we'll kick your ass
G                             C
We'll wait with knives after class

Outro: G
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