Intro -x2-: | C     | E7    | Am  G  | F  G  |

Chorus:
C                   E7
  Getting naked and playing with guns
          Am            G            F               G
There's a gerbil in the microwave, a baseball bat in everyone
C                    E7
  Sharing kisses and building a bomb
      Am              G             F
We'll set it off like Microsoft in '94
      Am              G             C
We'll set it off like Microsoft in '94

Verse 1:
C                        E7
  McDonalds play-place before the Xbox
Am            G             F            G
Cake frosting sweet talking bedroom wall covered in knives
C             E7
  Touching God, burning xxxx
      Am              G              F                G
We'll make a wish and take a trip to future town like our daddy did

Bridge 1:
F                    E7               Am            G      F
  And we'll kill the neighbor kid who only wants to be our friend
E7                                 Am          G         F
   His dad is dead enough that his new dad can cure the bends
      Am              G              C
We'll make a wish and take a trip to future town

Verse 2:
C                   E7
  Feeling weird yet tasting sweet
       Am         G            F          G
It's a top bottom rock smoking magic mask making it bleed
C              E7
  Feeling sweet, getting weird
    Am                G              F
Now I can see the playground for the trees
    Am                G               C
And I can see the playground from the trees

Instrumental -x2-: | C     | E7    | Am  G  | F  G  |

Bridge 2:
F                    E7                Am       G         F
  And we'll show the neighbor kid what our love actually means
E7                                  Am             G  F
   He's here from out of town and I heard he's got ADD
                 G                     Am    G       F
We'll climb the tallest branch with a rifle full of dreams
          Am                  G                C
And we'll blow the little xxxxhead up to smithereens

Chorus:
C                   E7
  Getting naked and playing with guns
          Am            G            F               G
There's a gerbil in the microwave, a baseball bat in everyone
C                    E7
  Sharing kisses and building a bomb
      Am              G             F
We'll set it off like Microsoft in '94
      Am              G             F
We'll set it off like Microsoft in '94
      Am              G             F     G        C
We'll set it off like Microsoft in '94 in our backyard