Verse 1:
D
I can't leave my bed but I can't sleep
D
I got no clean clothes and I can't eat
        G
And I smoke too much 'til I can't breath
G
I'm emotional, I'll always be
       D
And I hate myself, but that's alright
       D
And I love myself and that's alright
       G
And I tell myself that it's alright
         G
That I dream about the day I die

Pre-Chorus:
 A                      G
To my surprise there's no one to blame
 A                    G
Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

Chorus:
D                         A
I've been dancing at my funeral
   Em                 G
Waitin' for you to arrive
D                         A
I was hoping you'd look beautiful
   Em                       G
Dancin' with tears in your eyes
     A                    G                D
But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

Verse 2:
    D
My hair fell out 'cause I dyed it cheap
          D
I want a real fake smile, but I hate my teeth
         G
I wanna tell you that I love you, but I just can't speak
         G
I got a xxxxed up soul and an STD
            D
And do you hate yourself? Well, that's alright
        D
Do you love yourself? Well, that's alright
        G
Do you tell yourself that it's alright
         G
To you dream about the day you die?

Pre-Chorus:
 A                      G
To my surprise there's no one to blame
 A                    G
Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

Chorus:
D                         A
I've been dancing at my funeral
   Em                 G
Waitin' for you to arrive
D                         A
I was hoping you'd look beautiful
   Em                       G
Dancin' with tears in your eyes
     A                    G                D
But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

Bridge:
D        A         Em
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
      G         D
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
   A        Em       G
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Verse 3:
          D
I wanna prove my love before I leave
         D
I wanna make you come and scrape my knees
             G
Want you to bite my tongue until I bleed
             G
And you can put these xxxxin' words in my obituary
        D
We all hate ourselves, well, that's alright
        D
We all love ourselves, well, that's alright
        G
We all tell ourselves that it's alright
     -nc-
That we dream about the day we die

Chorus:
D                         A
I've been dancing at my funeral
   Em                 G
Waitin' for you to arrive
D                         A
I was hoping you'd look beautiful
   Em                       G
Dancin' with tears in your eyes
     A                    G
But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame
 A                    G                           D
Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame, shame, shame