Verse 1: D5 Db5 B5 You catch his eye… B5 From across the room, D5 A5 You catch his eye B5 You think, ‘Oh my! B5 He’s got quite the beard - D5 A5 Oh, my!’ G5 Gb Esus4 E And now you want to but you can’t look away! G5 Gb Esus4 E His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey. G5 Gb Esus4 And now you find yourself walking his way… E (nc) Hey, hey! (You should consider having xxx with a bearded man!) A|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------0-0--0-0--2-2-----------------| E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3--2-2--0-0--0-0-----------------| C|-----------------2-2--2-2--4-4--4-4-----------------| g|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-------4-4--1-1-----------------| B5 G5 Gb Esus4 E You’re getting these feeling that you can’t understand! (xxx with a bearded man!) B5 You think you can’t but you can! A|-5-5-7-----0-0-----| E|-----0-3-3-0-0-----| C|-2-2---2-2---------| g|-2-2-4-0-0-2-2-----| D5 E5 G5 A5 B5 Don’t try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight! Verse 2: G5 Gb Esus4 E D5 Db5 B5 Don’t be scared… B5 His beard is soft to touch; D5 A5 Don’t be scared. B5 You get some hair B5 In your mouth when you kiss him; D5 A5 You get some hair. G5 Gb Esus4 E You’ve never been with a man like him before! G5 Gb Esus4 E But each time you look at that beard you want it more. G5 Gb Esus4 And now he’s asking you, “My place or yours?” E (nc) B5 Good lord! (You are about to have xxx with a bearded man!) Chorus 2: B5 G5 Gb Esus4 E He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands! (xxx with a bearded man!) B5 This wasn’t part of the plan! G5 Gb Esus4 E Don’t try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight! A|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------| E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------| C|-----------------2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------| g|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-0-0----------------------------| B5 G5 E5 (Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!) B5 G5 E5 (Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!) Solo: Gb G Gb G A|-1---2---1---2-----------------------------------------| E|-2---3---2---3-----------------------------------------| C|-1---2---1---2-----------------------------------------| g|-3---0---3---0-----------------------------------------| G G Gbm Gbm Esus4 Esus4 E A|--2---2----0---0---0----0----2-------------------------| E|--3---3----2---2---0----0----0-------------------------| C|--2---2----1---1---4----4----4-------------------------| g|--0---0----2---2---4----4----1-------------------------| G Gbm Esus4 E And now you grab him by his facial hair! G Gbm Esus4 E He’s got some food stuck in his beard, but you don’t care! G Gbm Esus4 E You say, “Rub that beard on me, everywhere!” E (nc) (Now it’s a bliss – you’re having xxx with a bearded man!) Chorus 3: G Gbm Esus4 E His sweaty beard drips like a watering can! B5 (xxx with a bearded man!) B5 Just take your life in your hands… G Gb Esus4 E And ride that bearded man! (nc) B5 (xxx with a bearded man!) G5 E5 (Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!) (nc) B5 (xxx with a bearded man!) G5 E5 (Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!) G5 Gb Esus4 E And he’ll leave you with a glint in your eye! G5 Gb Esus4 E And a bit of loose beard hair on your bedside. G5 Gb Esus4 And some pash rash between your thighs! E Oh my! N.C. (Congratulations, you’ve had xxx with a bearded man!) This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.
You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man chords by The Beards
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12 ukulele chords used in "You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man" by The Beards: A5, B5, C, Db5, D5, E, Esus4, E5, Gb, Gbm, G and G5
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