Intro: Fmaj7 Cmaj7 E7 Am7 D7 x2 Verse 1: Fmaj7 Cmaj7 We were so happy, why not mix it up? E7 Am7 D7 I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough Fmaj7 Cmaj7 No way to know just who you're thinking of E7 Am7 I just wish you didn't have a mind Pre-Chorus: D7 Fmaj7 -Ah- That could flip like a switch Cmaj7 Like a wandering drift E7 To a neighboring xxxxx Am7 D7 Fmaj7 When just the other night you said you need me, what gives? Cmaj7 How did it come to this? E7 Boy, I know where you live Chorus: A Baby, I'm not angry Gbm7 Love you just the same Bm7 E I just hope you get agoraphobia someday Dbm7 And all your days are sunny Gbm7 From your windowpane Bm7 Wish you a lifetime full of happiness A And a forever of never getting laid Verse 2: Fmaj7 Cmaj7 I think this schedule could be very nice -Very nice- E7 Am7 D7 Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight Fmaj7 Cmaj7 Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right? -Am I right?- E7 Am7 D7 And you got a right hand anyway -And only yesterday- Pre-Chorus: Fmaj7 Was when we called it quits -Called it quits- Cmaj7 I was so confident -Confident- E7 'Til the thought of it hit Am7 D7 Fmaj7 That any given night, you could be using your lips Cmaj7 On a girl with big tits E7 Boy, I know where you live Chorus: A Baby, I'm not angry Gbm7 Love you just the same -I love you just the same- Bm7 E I just hope you get agoraphobia someday Dbm7 And all your days are sunny -Sunny from your windowpane- Gbm7 From your windowpane Bm7 Wish you a lifetime full of happiness A Gbm7 And a forever of never getting laid -Forever- Bm7 Mm-mm Gbm7 E7 Dbm7 Gbm7 Bm7 E7 a forever of never getting laid -Laid, mm- Outro: A Fmaj7 At the end of the rainbow G7 I hope you find Am7 Am7 Am7 a good whole lot of nothing Gbdim 'Cause you're still inside Dm7 Ddim Gsus4 C And abstinence is just a state of mind
