Verse 1:
A
Don't swear on your mom
              Em
That it's the first drink that you've had in, like, a month
    D
No, don't say it was just an isolated incident that happened once
        A
There's no need to pretend
           Em
I've never seen an ugly truth that I can't bend
                          D
Into something that looks better, I'm stupid, but I'm clever
                   Dm
Yeah, I can make a xxxx show look a whole lot like forever and ever

Chorus:
A                 Em
You don't have to lie to girls
        D
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Dm
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
A                 Em
You don't have to lie to girls
        D
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Dm                                 A
Don't I know it better than anyone else?

Verse 2:
                   A
All of your best excuses, no, they don't stand a chance
                          Em
Against all the chances I give you

Isn't ideal, but damn
                       D
You don't even have to try, turn you into a good guy

You don't have to lift a finger

It's lucky for you I'm just like
   A
My mother (And my sisters)

All my (All my friends)
    Em
The girl out ('Side the strip club)

Getting her tarot cards read
   D
We love to read the cold, hard facts

And swear they're incorrect
   Dm
We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest

Chorus:
A                 Em
You don't have to lie to girls
        D
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Dm
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
A                 Em
You don't have to lie to girls (Don't have)
        D
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Dm
Don't I know it better than anyone else?

Post-chorus:
Bm
Girls will cry, and girls will lie
    Db
And girls will do it 'til they die
        D
And for you, they'll cry

And girls will lie
    E
And do it 'til the day they die (For you)
Gbm
Girls will cry, and girls will lie (Ooh, ooh)
    D
And girls will lose their xxxxxxx minds (Oh)
    Bm
For you, they'll cry
    E
And girls will lie

And do it 'til the day they die
    A   Em D
For you

Outro:
A Em D Dm
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