Intro (x2): C Am Dm G

Verse 1:
C                       Am
If you were a wise man, baby, you would drop
Dm                         G
Every other ho, ho, ho and put me on top
C                             Am
Up there on your tree, better treat me like a star
Dm                                     G
Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, spend it on my heart

Pre-chorus:
         F             Fm
xxxx the jet, send the sleigh
       Em                       G
It's a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (Aah)

Chorus:
   C               Am               Dm                            G
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk
   C                Am                 Dm                    G
If you're not gonna race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills

Post-chorus:
        Em              Dm
Just to keep my stocking filled
      G                   C
Well, I know somebody who will
              Am                         Dm                 G
(Somebody who will, uh-huh, somebody who will, somеbody who will)

(Buy me presents, baby)

Verse 2:
C                                    Am
 Hе's a little bit older (Like super old)
                       Dm
Got a bit of a dad bod
                               G
From a city that's colder (Brr)
                          C
But damn' it, he's so hot

He knows when I'm sleepin' (Sleepin')
Am
  And he knows when I'm no-ot
Dm
  Haven't like seen him in a while
                   G
He's probably just busy at his workshop

Pre-chorus:
         F                            Fm
xxxx the jet (xxxx the jet), send the sleigh (Send the sleigh)
       Em                       G
It's a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (No, ooh)

Chorus:
   C               Am               Dm                            G
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk (Ooh)
   C                            Am                 Dm                    G
If you're not gonna (Not gonna) race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills
(Beverly Hills)

Post-chorus:
        Em              Dm
Just to keep my stocking filled (So filled)
      G                   C
Well, I know somebody who will (Somebody who wiil)
              Am                 Dm                 G
(Somebody who will, somebody who will, somebody who will)

(Buy me presents, baby)

Interlude:
   Eb Cm Fm Bb
   Eb Cm Fm G

Chorus:
   C               Am               Dm                            G
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk (Drink me like a warm glass of milk)
   C                      Am                 Dm                    G
If you're not gonna (Ooh) race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills

Post-chorus:
        Em              Dm
Just to keep my stocking filled (Ooh, ooh)
    (nc)
Oh, I know somebody who will