Intro: E Emaj7 E Emaj7 E

(nc)              E  Emaj7 E  Gb  A  B  E
One, two, a one, two

Verse 1:
(nc)                     A         E
Just who the hell do you think you are
                     Gb
I pay the light bill in this bar
                              A
Hey whatcha mean you’re gonna cut me off
                              B
Just shut up and give me that beer I bought
                  E
I got no idea who took my keys
                      Gb
Who put this lipstick on my cheek
                        A
I know I might come off whiskey bent
                             B
You’re probably thinkin’ I’m three sheets to the wind

Chorus:
                            A
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am
                          E
Don’t pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
                   B
No, I can’t say my CBA’s
                     E
I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
                   A
And I know I can’t stand or sit
                               E
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this?
Dbm                   Gb
Might have a cold one in each hand
B                           E
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am

Verse 2:
                         E
Honey, to be honest I’ve had me a few
                       Gb
I mighta danced with a cowgirl or two
                      A
I mighta left my left boot at the bar
                          B          A   D  B
You mighta seen me laying out in the yard

Chorus:
                            A
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am
                          E
Don’t pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
                   B
No, I can’t say my CBA’s
                     E
I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
                   A
And I know I can’t stand or sit
                               E
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this?
Dbm                   Gb
Might have a cold one in each hand
B                           A
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am

Interlude: B A B

Bridge:
        A                          B
Well, I mighta started drinking at noon
         A                B
But this honky tonk don’t close till 2

Chorus:
                            A
And I ain’t as think as you drunk I am
                          E
Don’t pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
                   B
No, I can’t say my CBA’s
                     E
I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
                   A
And I know I can’t stand or sit
                               E
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this?
Dbm                   Gb7
Might have a cold one in each hand
B                           E
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am

Outro:
Dbm                   Gb
Might have a cold one in all three hands
B                           E           Gb
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am
                     A
May not be good as I once was
           B               E
But I’m as good once as I ever was
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