Verse 1:
Gmaj7
  Put your index finger in your mouth
    Em
And scratch your cheek real slow
Gmaj7
  Draw blood, taste water
E    E
  And drink it till there's no more
Am
  Throw a punch watch it sail through the air
D
  Keep talking but there's nobody there
G
  Can't remember anything that you say
Em                                 B7
  Slit your throat and die and wake up the next day
 
Chorus:
        C
I wanna scream
        G
I wanna run
    B7                 Em
I'd die at 22 to feel alive at 21
         C
It's lukewarm
          G
And stale bread
        D                        Em
I wanna put a magic bullet in my head
         C
It's lukewarm
           G
It's stale bread
        D                         Em
I wanna get my heavy bones out of bed
 
Verse 2:
Gmaj7
  I couldn't pass the Turing test if I
Em
  Had the answer sheet
Gmaj7
  I wanna leave everyone who loves me
              E                        E
'Cause I'm so bland and they're so sweet
    Am
The news used to make me cry every time
    D
I'd rather cry than xxx tonight
G
  Can't even give a xxxx in my dreams
   Em                             B7
Oh what I wouldn't give to care enough to scream
 
Chorus:
        C
I wanna scream
        G
I wanna run
    B7                 Em
I'd die at 22 to feel alive at 21
         C
It's lukewarm
          G
And stale bread
        D                        Em
I wanna put a magic bullet in my head
          B                              G
I wanna put a magic bullet in my bed
 
Outro:
      C
Snort coke
    G
Get xxxxed
B7                              Em
Go to church and pray to live a life that doesn't suck
     Am
Read books
        G
And get laid
          B7                             G
And maybe God will let me xxxxing die one day