Intro: Abm Eb -x2- Em Abm Eb -x3- E Verse 1: Abm Eb So this girl’s out back behind the bar Abm Eb E She’s a good girl, she called a car Abm Eb Y’ got three motherxxxxers in a big white van Abm Eb Two dumb friends and one mean man Abm Eb Well she’ll xxxxin’ kill you, she wins every fight Abm Eb E She's gonna rock your xxxx by the end of the night Abm Eb And the only advantage that a killer has Abm Eb Eb Is they think they have the right Chorus: B I listen to a lotta true crime Eb Abm I listen to it at night E B I like the girl talk Eb Abm It makes me feel alright E B I like scary stories in the morning Eb Abm And I like ‘em at night E B I like girl talk vibes Eb Abm They makes me feel just fine E Abm I listen to a lotta true crime -laughing- Abm Eb -x2- Em -spoken- Abm Eb Ya' know, Dennis Rayder and David Parker Ray actually sit together in Hell Shaking, quaking, terrified Abm Eb That one day, somehow, someway E They might meet me Verse 2: Abm Eb They took our girls away from home Abm Eb E They’re in the woods, they’re all alone Abm Eb The ropes are heavy and the knots are tight Abm Eb E Tied by a monster and his oblivious wife Abm Eb Well I hope this doesn’t seem too impolite Abm Eb E But Ted Bundy was just never that xxxxin’ bright Abm Eb He was just sorta charismatic and white, alright? -nc- And he was so xxxxin’ sure he had the right Verse 3: B Eb But he's ugly, and I’m glad he’s dead E Eb 'Cause he had no xxxxin’ candle in his pumpkin head B Eb You’re not special for winning a game Abm E Eb With someone who you know was never playing B She could’ve killed you Eb She had every right Eb Eb Abm Y’ just caught her off guard tonight B Eb But it’s alright Abm She’ll be fine E Abm We listen to a lotta true crime Interlude: Abm Eb -x2- E Bridge: Abm Eb One of our young turned up last night E B Eb Abm They found their body but not their eyes Abm Somebody new must’ve Eb Gone bad Abm Eb Where’s the lord to take care of that? Abm E Where’s the lord to take care of that? Solo: E B Eb Abm -laughing- E Em Abm Eb -x2- Abm Eb E Abm Eb -x2- Abm Eb E Chorus: B I listen to a lot of true crime Eb Abm I listen to it at night E B I like the girl talk vibes Eb Abm They make me feel alright E B I like scary stories in the morning Eb E And I like ‘em at night B I like the girl talk vibes Eb Abm They make me feel just fine E Abm I listen to a lot of true crime Outro: Abm Eb -x2- Abm Eb E
