Intro: F G

Verse 1:
           F
There's an endless stream of trash and filth
    G           C
And hundreds of hugs
       F                                      Em        A
If you love the stench of xxxx, wait 'til you smell our rugs
       Dm                              Am
'Cause people barf and xxxx and xxx on them a ton
    Bb                            G
And when they do, I get to go and clean it up

What?

Verse 2:
F                       G            C
Hypodermic needles left all over the place
        F                               Em         A
And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace
     Dm                                     Am
So I got to take my knife and stab them all in the face
             Bb                                    G
And now they treat me like their queen because I'm covered in rat blood

Niffty, no!

Chorus:
F       Em       Gdim7       Am
Magical land, hotel of my dreams
   Dm                  Em                      Bb
Disgustingest, ugliest building that I've ever seen
      F      G        C
And I get to clean it up

Bridge:
F                    G     C
Niffty, what are you doing?

Helping!
        F             Ab
Can you help differently?
 A
Okay!
G                 A             D
Hoteru wa hontōni tottemo sutekidesu

Uhm
G                       Gbm     B
Chārī wa totemo yasashī jōshidesu
G                       Gbm         Bm
Kanojo wa seikō suru to shinjite imasu

Can anyone understand this?
Em                   A
Tottemo daisukidesu itsumo!

Why?
G             Gbm
Hanzai-sha wa trash
Adim7                Bm
Soshite karera wa xxxxxxx
     Em               G               C
Demo watashi wa mada yumewoshinjite imasu!
    G       A       D
Watashi wa clean it up!

Yes!

Outro:
G                   A         D
And that's why the hotel is good

Right?

Yay
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