Intro: A Gbm D A E Verse 1: A Gbm Guess I'll end this life alone D A E I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me A A Gbm All the douchebags in my phone D Play 'em like a slot machine A E Db7 If they're winnin', I'm just losin' Pre-Chorus: Gbm a boy who's jacked and kind D Dm Can't find his ass to save my life Chorus: A Gbm Oh, it's slim pickings Bm If I can't have the one I love Dbm D I guess it's you that I'll be kissing A G Just to get my fixings D Since the good ones are deceased or taken E A I'll just keep on moanin' and xxxxxin' Post-Chorus: Gbm D Ah-ah-ah-ah A E Ah-ah-ah-ah Verse 2: A Gbm Jesus, what's a girl to do? D A E A This boy doesn't even know the difference between "their," "there" and "they are" Gbm Yet he's naked in my room D Missing all the things he's missing A E Db7 God knows that he isn't living large Pre-Chorus: Gbm a boy who's nice, that breathes D Dm I swear he's nowhere to be seen Chorus: A Gbm It's slim pickings Bm If I can't have the one I love Dbm D I guess it's you that I'll be kissing A G Just to get my fixings D Since the good ones are deceased or taken E A Gbm I'll just keep on moanin' and xxxxxin' D A E Moanin' and xxxxxin' Outro: A G D Dm Since the good ones call their exes wasted D Dm And since the Lord forgot my gay awakening D Then I'll just be here in the kitchen E A Serving up some moanin' and xxxxxin'
