Intro: A Gbm D A E

Verse 1:
A                          Gbm
 Guess I'll end this life alone
D                            A                      E
I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me
A        A                Gbm
 All the douchebags in my phone
D
Play 'em like a slot machine
A                   E          Db7
If they're winnin', I'm just losin'

Pre-chorus:
            Gbm
a boy who's jacked and kind
D               Dm
 Can't find his ass to save my life

Chorus:
    A         Gbm
Oh, it's slim pickings
           Bm
If I can't have the one I love
             Dbm              D
I guess it's you that I'll be kissing
A               G
 Just to get my fixings
          D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
E                             A
I'll just keep on moanin' and xxxxxxx'

Post-chorus:
Gbm      D
Ah-ah-ah-ah
A        E
Ah-ah-ah-ah

Verse 2:
A                        Gbm
 Jesus, what's a girl to do?
D                              A                   E                         A
This boy doesn't even know the difference between "their," "there" and "they are"
                     Gbm
Yet he's naked in my room
D
Missing all the things he's missing
A                 E            Db7
God knows that he isn't living large

Pre-chorus:
            Gbm
a boy who's nice, that breathes
D             Dm
 I swear he's nowhere to be seen

Chorus:
A          Gbm
 It's slim pickings
           Bm
If I can't have the one I love
             Dbm              D
I guess it's you that I'll be kissing
A               G
 Just to get my fixings
          D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
E                             A       Gbm
I'll just keep on moanin' and xxxxxxx'
            D       A E
Moanin' and xxxxxxx'

Outro: A G

          D                                Dm
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
              D                       Dm
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakening
     D
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
E                           A
Serving up some moanin' and xxxxxxx'
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