Intro: A Gbm D E

Verse:
A                       Gbm
Oo God Where Do I Even Start?,
Gbm
Your Lame A** Broke My Teenage Heart,
D                         E
My Standers Were About As Low As Your Height,
A
They Say “Chin Up,Try And Be Kind,”
Gbm
But That’s Hard When A Man Is Acting Five,
D
Dark Hair And Questionable Sounds,
E
Just Like My Type,
A
I Wish Biceps Came With Brains,
Gbm
Cause, Boy You Aren’t Thinking Straight,
D
And You Could Learn A Thing Or Two,
E
I Was The Best Thing That Ever Happen To You,

Chorus:
A
Only A Idiot Could Leave Me,
Gbm
Only A Fool Could Fumble That Bad,
D
Go Read A Book And Maybe Seek Some Therapy,
E
I Need To, Babe, Considering Our Past,
A        Gbm
Ooh ooh, La la la la,
D
There’s Not A Single Thought,
E
Behind Those Big Eyes,
A        Gbm
Ooh ooh, Ah ah ah,
D
Or Maybe I’m The Idiot,
E
To Think You Were A Good Guy,

Verse:
A
The Worst Part, We Didn’t Even Date,
Gbm
Had To Crawl Right Out Of That Dark Place,
D
My Self respect Went Out The Window,
E
And I Get It, You Are Insecure,
A
Maybe Because Your Brother’s Way Hotter,
Gbm
You Say,”It’s Not You It’s Me,”

That’s Right Bingo,
D
I Wish Your Cleverness Matched Your Charm,
E
Cause I Was Sitting In Your Car,
A                         Gbm
Ride Or Die Then Leave Me Stranded,
D                         E
What You Don’t Understand Is,

Chorus:
A
Only A Idiot Could Leave Me,
Gbm
Only A Fool Could Fumble That Bad,
D
Go Read A Book And Maybe Seek Some Therapy,
E
I Need It To, Babe,Considering Our Past,
A        Gbm
Ooh ooh, La la la la,
D
There’s Not A Single Thought,
E
Behind Those Big Eyes,
A        Gbm
Ooh ohh, Ah ah ah,
D
Or Maybe I’m The Idiot,
E
To Think You Were,

Bridge:
A
Any Bit Good Or Any Bit Nice,
Gbm
I Should’ve Know,
Gbm
With Those Dark Green Eyes,
D
Go Get A Job,
D
Instead Of Hurting Young And Innocent,
D
Bright Woman,
E
It’s So Pathetic, So Twisted And Lame,
A
You’re Making The Last Jerk,
A
Look Like A Saint,
Gbm
Critical Thinking, Skills You Lack,
D
Your Cologne Stinks,
E
Your New Haircut’s Bad,And

Chorus:
A                      Gbm
Only A Idiot Could Leave Me,
D                             E
Only A Fool Could Fumble That Badly,
A
Only A Idiot Could Leave Me,
Gbm
Only A Fool Could Fumble That Bad,
D
Go Read A Book And Maybe Seek Some Therapy,
D
I Need It To, Babe,Considering Our Past,
A        Gbm
Ooh ooh, La la la la,
D
There’s Not A Single Thought,
E
Behind Those Big Eyes,
A        Gbm
Ooh ohh, Ah ah ah,
D
Or Maybe I’m The Idiot,
E
To Think You Were A Good Guy,
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