Verse 1:
                  F               Am               G
 You can beat the heat if you can beat the charges too
                   F        Am               G
 They said I was a cheat, I guess it must be true
        Dm                     C              G
 And my friends all smell like weed or little babies
          Dm            C              G
 And this city reeks of driving myself crazy

Pre-Chorus:
        F                 Am                   G
 Little did you know your home's really only a town you're just a guest in
        F               Am                    G
 So you work your life away just to pay for a timeshare down in Destin

Chorus:
      G                      F
 Florida!!! is one hell of a drug
      G               F
 Florida!!! can use you up

Verse 2:
        F                         Am
 a hurricane with my name when it came
       G
 I got drunk and I dared it to wash me away
      F                            Am
 Barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine
       G
 Well, me and my ghost, we had a hell of a time
          F                            Am
 Yes, I'm haunted but I'm feeling just fine
 G
 All my girls got their lace and their crimes
          F                     Am
 And your cheating husband disappeared,
       G
 Well, no one asks any questions here
      Dm             C
 So I did my best to lay to rest
 G
 All of the bodies that have ever been on my body
     Dm               C             G
 And in my mind, they sink into the swamp
-nc-
 Is that a bad thing to say in a song?

Pre-Chorus:
        F                 Am                     G
 Little did you know your home's really only the town you'll get arrested
        F               Am                       G
 So you pack your life away just to wait out the xxxxstorm back in Texas

Chorus:
     G                      F
Florida!!! is one hell of a drug
     G               F
Florida!!! can use you up

Bridge:
G
 I need to forget so take me to Florida
F
 I've got some regrets, I'll bury them in Florida
G
 Tell me I'm despicable, say it's unforgiveable
F
 At least the dolls are beautiful, xxxx me up, Florida
G
 I need to forget so take me to Florida
F
 I've got some regrets, I'll bury them in Florida
G
 Tell me I'm despicable, say it's unforgiveable
F
 What a crash, what a rush, xxxx me up, Florida

Alt Chorus:
C                   G
 It's one hell of a drug
                    Am
 It's one hell of a drug

 Love left me like this
         F
 I don't want to exist

 So take me to Florida

Outro:
        F                 Am                   G
 Little did you know your home's really only a town you're just a guest in
        F               Am                    G
 So you work your life away just to pay for a timeshare down in Destin
        F                 Am                     G
 Little did you know your home's really only the town you'll get arrested
        F               Am                       G
 So you pack your life away just to wait out the xxxxstorm back in Texas
      G                      F
 Florida!!! is one hell of a drug
      G               F
 Florida!!! can use you up
      G                      F
 Florida!!! is one hell of a drug
      G               F
 Florida!!! can use you up