Chorus: Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest Gbm Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters Gbm Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom Gbm We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us Gbm But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway Verse 1: Gmaj7 a New York nine's an everywhere else six Gbm Timewise, the opposite goes for chicks Bm I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend Gbm He's sleeping with this girl that he met up on the West End Em He's lucky, she's a career woman, no kids Gbm Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig Bm Most hoes poke holes in Trojans Gbm Most people don't xxxx and hit the lotto but my folks did Gmaj7 I'm a mess Gbm That don't rhyme with xxxx, it's just true Bm Don't bring your girlfriend here, it's just you Gbm When I'm depressed you're someone I run to Em But, I guess meet me at Pianos Gbm They cross-fadin' off of Nanos Bm Ugh, on that hipster xxxx Gbm And you's a hipster, xxxxx Gmaj7 Yo, but not in the lame way Gbm Like, you ain't livin' out in BK Bm Like, you ain't workin' on a screenplay Gbm Like, your baby daddy ain't a DJ Em Like, she listenin' to old Freeway Gbm Cause everybody listens to Biggie, but she different Bm Right, that’s why your friends need wristbands? Gbm xxxx you Can I have this dance? Chorus: Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest Gbm Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters Gbm Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom Gbm We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us Gbm But I kinda hope they catch us Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest Gbm Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters Gbm Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom Gbm We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us Gbm But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway Verse 2: Gmaj7 We can pretend if you want to, like Gbm We in love and started dating at your art school Bm 'Cause either way we both lying more than half of the time Gbm Except for when I’m home workin' on your graphic design Em Every time we see each other, I'm taking you home Gbm Our relationship has gotten Sylvester Stallone Bm Yellow-911-Persian girl-in-the-back car Gbm But me writin' a Verse would be the only way they buyin' a bar Gmaj7 White boys used to trip and send me over a gin Gbm But they busy showin' off each other Indian friend Bm She got ironic tattoos on her back Gbm That ain't ironic xxxxx, I love Rugrats Em Watching lames handle they fame, they bang any broad with bangs Gbm In a band with an animal name Bm Hannibal came drinkin' a handle of Jameson Gbm Analling anyone is the plan for the evening I'm kidding, stop Gmaj7 Gbm Girl cryin' on Ludlow, she still look good though Bm Love is Eastside, who are you to hate? Gbm Movie ass; not a 10, but a super 8 Em You ain't see me at the show? I was super great Gbm Hotel penthouse, gon' and let it ruminate Bm City never sleeps, so I guess I'm never slept on Gbm Did everything I could, then I kept going Chorus: Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest Gbm Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters Gbm Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom Gbm We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us Gbm But I kinda hope they catch us Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest Gbm Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters Gbm Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom Gbm We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us Gbm But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway Bridge: Gmaj7 Gbm Ooh, girl, I wanna know Bm Gbm Are you ready to cry? 'Cause I'm no good, no good Em Gbm Ooh, girl, I wanna try Bm Gbm I'm an awful guy and I'm always away Gmaj7 Gbm And I'm tryin' to say I'm a piece of xxxx Bm Gbm Believe in this, I'm tellin' you Em Gbm 'Cause we barely knew what we had Bm Gbm I'm not that bad, the fun we had Ooh Chorus: Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest Gbm Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters Gbm Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom Gbm We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us Gbm But I kinda hope they catch us Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest Gbm Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters Gbm Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom Gbm We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us Gbm But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway
