Intro: D A Bm A G A Bm G D A The books you think I wrote are way too thick Bm G D A Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a xxxx Bm G D A And I don't watch you when you sleep Bm G D Gbm G Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep Bm A G You're not going to heaven Bm A G Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you Bm A None of you are going to heaven G Bm A G There's a trillion aliens cooler than you Interlude: G G G Bm A You shouldn't abstain from rape just Bm A G because you think that I want you to Interlude: G G G Bm A D You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do Interlude: D A Bm A G A -It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.- Bm G D A I don't think masturbation is obscene Bm G D It's absolutely natural and the weirdest A Bm ******* thing I've ever seen G D A You make my job a living hell Bm G D I sent gays to fix overpopulation A G Didn't that go well Bm A G You're not going to heaven Bm A G Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Bm A G None of you are going to heaven Bm A G You're not my children you're a bad game of sims Interlude: G G G Bm A Bm A G You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to Interlude: G G G Bm A D You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx Interlude: D A Bm A G A -I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deliaisle?- Bm G D A You argue and you bicker and you fight Bm G D A Bm Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night G D A Over what they think is true Bm G D A G But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Bm A G You pray so badly for heaven Bm A G knowing any day may be the day that you die Bm A G But maybe life on earth could be heaven Bm A G Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try Interlude: G G G G D G A My love's the type of thing that you have to earn D G D A And when you earn it you won't need it Bm A Bm A G I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to Bm A D If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Interlude: D A Bm A G A
