Verse 1:
             Eb
What is it about them?
                   Bb
I must be missing something
                     Fm
They just keep doing nothing
          Abm
Too intoxicated to be scared
              Eb
Better off without them
                        Bb
They're nothing but unstable
                        Fm
Bring ashtrays to the table
                       Abm
And that's about the only thing they share

Chorus:
   Cm              B   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 Eb                   F7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Fm                          -nc- 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   Cm        B   
On designated drives home
 Eb               F7  
Only one who's not stoned
 Fm                        -nc-
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Verse 2:
              Eb
Wakin' up at sundown -Ooh-
                    Bb
They're late to every party -Ooh-
              Fm
Nobody's ever sorry -Ooh-
               Abm
Too inebriated now to dance
                Eb
Morning as they come down -Come down-
                     Bb
Their pretty heads are hurting -Hurting-
                       Fm
They're awfully bad at learning -Learning-
              Abm
Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance

Chorus:
Cm                 B   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 Eb                  F7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Fm                        -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Cm           B    
On designated drives home
 Eb             F7  
Only one who's not stoned
Fm                            Bb   Bb7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Bridge:
 Fm                                 Bb    Bb7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
           Cm       B      Eb   Adim
On your cigarette break
  Fm                         Bb
I can't afford to love someone
    Bb7          Cm    B      Eb       Adim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake

Interlude: Fm     Bb

Outro:
                      Eb
What is it about them?
                           Bb
I must be missing something
                            Fm
They just keep doin' nothing
                -nc-
Too intoxicated to be scared
 Eb   Bb
Hmm, hmm
Fm   Cm  B     Eb
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
 Eb
Come down
 Bb
Hurting
Fm  B   
Learning
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