Intro: D Bm Chorus: (nc) D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) Post-chorus: A And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown (nc) Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha) Verse 1: (nc) D There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city) Hit the basement (Hit the basement), that xxxx ain't pretty (xxxx ain't pretty) G Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin') D Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah Pre-chorus: Bm D G Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right D We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left D Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind Chorus: (nc) D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) Post-chorus: A And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown (nc) Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now (Woo) A And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some liquor on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown (nc) Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now (Woo) Bridge: D Woo-hoo D Woo-hoo G Woo-hoo D Verse 2: (nc) D There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us) Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic) G All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic) D Now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah Pre-chorus: Bm D G Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right D We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left D Just work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind Chorus: (nc) D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) Post-chorus: A And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown (nc) Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now (Woo) A I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some liquor on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown (nc) Bm Don't be a, come take it to the floor now (ooh) Outro: Em7 Bm Take it to the floor now, ooh Hoops, spurs, boots Em7 Bm To the floor now, ooh Em7 Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh) Bm Shoot Em7 Bm Come take it to the floor now, ooh Em7 Bm And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Em7 Bm Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too Em7 Bm (nc) Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic, photogenic, shoot This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.
5 ukulele chords used in "TEXAS HOLD ‘EM" by Beyoncé: A, Bm, D, Em7 and G


















These sound terrible. Am I missing something? Do I need to tune to a different scale?
strumming?
You know what, I’m very thankful she released this song, my brother is paralyzed neck to toe and he finally stood up and turned this off.