Verse: Dear people of the uniVerse A A6 Bluebells are purple, Greenland’s not green Amaj7 A6 My pinkie’s not pink, so what does it mean? A A6 Roses are red, but my name’s not Dave Amaj7 A -Are you drunk?- I’m not drunk Dmaj7 Microwave -nc- A A6 Do you know what I’m saying Amaj7 A6 Do you know what I’m saying Pre-Chorus: Gbm E Lying on the kitchen floor B7 I know I shouldn’t do it but I wanna do it more Chorus: D Bm7 Wait, sorry I zoned out A What did you just say E Did you just call me pretty? Bm7 You must be mistaken E7 Or talking to a mirror A Sorry, I’m bad at words Verse 2: A Amaj7 Maths is yellow and science is blue A7 Dmaj7 Marmite’s gross and so are you Dbm7 Gbm7 Scotland isn’t real Nicholas Cage isn’t either Bm7 E7 Yesterday I made friends with a spider Dm Oh em gee Pre-Chorus: Gbm E Lying on the kitchen flooring B7 I bet you think that I’m boring Chorus: D Bm7 Wait, sorry I zoned out A What did you just say E Did you just call me pretty? Bm7 You must be mistaken E7 Or talking to a mirror ‘Cause you’re telling lies Bridge: Bm7 E7 A You’re so stupid Gb7 Bm7 I’m going ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da E7 ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da Interlude: A Aaug A6 G7add Chorus: D Bm7 Wait, sorry I zoned out A What did you just say E Did you just call me pretty? Wowww Bm7 E7 Yeah, la la-la la la laaa -nc- Sorry I’m so bad at this Outro: A D Bm E A I put my heart inside a microwave D Bm E Ab a microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you A D Bm E A I put my heart inside a microwave D Bm E Ab a microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you A D Bm E A I put my heart inside a microwave D Bm E Ab a microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you Outro -softer-: A D Bm E A I put my heart inside a microwave D Bm a microwave, a microwave
