Verse:

Dear people of the uniVerse
A                    A6
Bluebells are purple, Greenland’s not green
Amaj7                    A6
My pinkie’s not pink, so what does it mean?
A                  A6
Roses are red, but my name’s not Dave
Amaj7                    A
(Are you drunk?) I’m not drunk
      Dmaj7
Microwave
(nc)                       A  A6
Do you know what I’m saying
        Amaj7               A6
Do you know what I’m saying

Pre-chorus:
Gbm          E
Lying on the kitchen floor
  B7
I know I shouldn’t do it but I wanna do it more

Chorus:
D                     Bm7
Wait, sorry I zoned out
                  A
What did you just say
                     E
Did you just call me pretty?
               Bm7
You must be mistaken
                 E7
Or talking to a mirror
                       A
Sorry, I’m bad at words

Verse 2:
A                   Amaj7
Maths is yellow and science is blue
A7                  Dmaj7
Marmite’s gross and so are you
Dbm7                         Gbm7
Scotland isn’t real Nicholas Cage isn’t either
Bm7              E7
Yesterday I made friends with a spider
Dm
Oh em gee

Pre-chorus:
Gbm          E
Lying on the kitchen flooring
B7
I bet you think that I’m boring

Chorus:
D                   Bm7
Wait, sorry I zoned out
                  A
What did you just say
                       E
Did you just call me pretty?
              Bm7
You must be mistaken
               E7   
Or talking to a mirror

‘Cause you’re telling lies

Bridge:
Bm7  E7           A
     You’re so stupid
Gb7       Bm7
I’m going ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
E7   
ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da

Interlude: A  Aaug  A6  G7add 

Chorus:
D                    Bm7
Wait, sorry I zoned out
                   A
What did you just say
                      E
Did you just call me pretty?
Wowww
Bm7                  E7   
Yeah, la la-la la la laaa
(nc)
Sorry I’m so bad at this

Outro:
A   D      Bm      E      A
  I put my heart inside a microwave
  D            Bm           E         Ab
a microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
A   D      Bm      E      A
  I put my heart inside a microwave
  D            Bm           E         Ab
a microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
A   D      Bm      E      A
  I put my heart inside a microwave
  D            Bm           E         Ab
a microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you

Outro (softer):
A   D      Bm      E      A
  I put my heart inside a microwave
  D            Bm
a microwave, a microwave
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