Intro: G G7 C Cm Verse: G Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be B When I was a kid on VOIP Em I thought when I get older C Cm I'd marry her, I told her G Now I'm 26 and I work in an office B 9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest Em If I could change a single thing C Cm Am I'd make it me and not him Chorus: C Cm G But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat C Cm G I've got the key and he's just a doormat C Cm And even though he's got social skills G G7 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills C Cm Anyway, make the most of him, G B C Cm Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Am Am Your new boyfriend's an arsehole -nc- Woo! Interlude -x2-: | G | B | Em | C Cm | Verse: G Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared B The one that took you away from me Em You hit it off instantly C Cm I know, cause you won't stop telling me G I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles B Push against his fashion sense Em I've thought about what he looks like nude C Cm -I'm not gay though- Interlude: G Bridge: G B Cause she's living the dream Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were seventeen G B She's living the dream Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were seventeen G How on earth can I be saved? -nc- When I'm one click away from insane Em I just think that I deserve C Cm a little bit of what I earned G I'm not gonna make another scene B the one I made when I was 23 Em C Cm Am Means I'm not allowed in Disney World Chorus: C Cm G But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch Chat C Cm G I've got the key and he's just a doormat C Cm 'Cause even though he's got social skills G G7 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills C Cm Anyway, make the most of him, G B C Cm Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Am Am Your new boyfriend's an arsehole Interlude: | G | B | Em | C Cm | Outro: G B I think about you everyday Em C Cm So how on earth can I be saved G B I think about him a lot as well Em C Cm Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell G Cause you're beauty B And you're grace Em C Cm Your telephone calls are my favorite place G B I want you to notice me Em C Cm G With no restraining order please -Jason Derulo!- B I want you to care Em C Cm I want to smell your hair Outro: G
