Intro: Bm D G D G D A Verse 1: Bm D G D Our first kiss was Christmas in the Walmart toy department G D A She said, "I should take you with me when I leave" Bm D G D We were searchin' New York for a fancy, new apartment G D A She said, "Central Park in Sea World for trees" Chorus: G D A You ask about the cows wearin' my sweater Bm A G D A It's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down G D A Bm A Em Gbm G The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together Instrumental: Bm D G D G D A Verse 2: Bm D G D I like socks with sandals, she's morе into scented candles G D A Oh, I'll nеver get that smell out of my bag Bm D It was poorly handled G D The day we both got canceled G D A Because I'm a racist and you're some kind of slag Chorus: G D A You ask about the cows wearin' my sweater Bm A G D A It's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down G D A Bm A Em Gbm G The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together -Oh, together- Instrumental: Bm D G D G D A Bridge: Bm D G D "I'm better at writin'" was just a way to get you bitin' G D A Oh, the truth is that our egos are absurd Bm D I thought we were fightin' G D But it seems I was gaslightin' you G D A I didn't know that it had its own word Chorus: G D A You still ask about the cows wearin' my sweater Bm A G D A It's something about the weather that makes them lie down G D A Bm A Em Gbm G The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together Outro: G D
