Verse 1:
F Bb F
Was any of it true
F Bb F
Gazing at me, starry-eyed
F Bb F
In your Jehovah's witness suit
Bb F
Who the xxxx was that guy?
Gm Eb Bb
You tried to buy some pills
Gm Eb Bb
From a friend of friends of mine
Gm Eb Bb
They just ghosted you
Gm Eb Bb
Now you know what it feels like
Chorus:
Gm Eb Bb
And I don't even want you back, I just want to know
Gm Eb Bb
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
Gm Eb Bb
And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give
Gm Eb Bb
a message to the smallest man who ever lived?
Verse 2:
F Bb F
You hung me on your wall
F Bb F
Stabbed me with your pushpins
F Bb F
In public showed me off
F Bb F
Then sank in stoned oblivion
Gm Eb F
Cause once your queen had come
Gm Eb F
You treat her like an also-ran
Gm Eb F
You didn't measure up
Gm Eb F
In any measure of a man
Chorus:
Gm Eb Bb
And I don't even want you back, I just want to know
Gm Eb Bb
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
Gm Eb Bb
And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give
Gm Eb Bb
a message to the smallest man who ever lived?
Bridge:
Bb Gm
Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
F Eb
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed
Bb
Were you writing a book?
Gm
Were you a sleeper cell spy?
F Eb
In 50 years, will this all be declassified?
Bb
You'll confess why you did it
Gm
And I'll say good riddance
F Eb
'Cause it wasn't xxxx once it wasn't forbidden
Bb
I would've died for your sins
Gm
Instead, I just died inside
F Eb
And you deserve prison, but you won't get time
Bb Gm
You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
F Eb
You crashed my party and your rental car
Bb
You said normal girls were boring
Gm
But you were gone by the morning
F Eb
You kicked out the stage lights but you're still performing
Bb
And in plain sight, you hid
Gm
But you are what you did
F Eb
And I'll forget you, but I will never forgive
Bb
The smallest man who ever lived
