Verse 1:
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 Rebekah rode up on the afternoon train, it was sunny
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 Her saltbox house on the coast took her mind off St. Louis
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 Bill was the heir to the Standard Oil name and money
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 And the town said, "How did a middle-class divorcée do it?"
F             C                          Bbadd9
 The wedding was charming, if a little gauche
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 There's only so far new money goes
                   C                           Bbadd9
 They picked out a home and called it "Holiday House"
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 Their parties were tasteful, if a little loud
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 The doctor had told him to settle down
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 It must have been her fault his heart gave out
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 And they said
 
Chorus:
F               C                   Bbadd9
 There goes the last great American dynasty
F              C                                 Bbadd9
 Who knows, if she never showed up, what could've been
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 There goes the maddest woman this town has ever seen
          F              C                  Bbadd9
She had a marvelous time ruining everything
 
Verse 2:
F             C                         Bbadd9
 Rebekah gave up on the Rhode Island set forever
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 Flew in all her xxxxx Pack friends from the city
            F                     C  
 Filled the pool with champagne and swam with the big names
     Dm7                            Bb
 And blew through the money on the boys and the ballet
F              C                    Bb
 And losing on card game bets with Dalí
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 And they said
 
Chorus:
F               C                   Bbadd9
 There goes the last great American dynasty
F              C                                       Bbadd9
 Who knows, if she never showed up, what could've been
F               C                                  Bbadd9
 There goes the most shameless woman this town has ever seen
          F              C                   Bbadd9
She had a marvelous time ruining everything
 
Bridge:
Gm                Dm7
 They say she was seen on occasion
F                          C
 Pacing the rocks, staring out at the midnight sea
Gm                      Dm7
 And in a feud with her neighbor
F                      C
 She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green
Gm     Dm7
 Fifty years is a long time
F                  C
 Holiday House sat quietly on that beach
Gm       Dm7                  F
 Free of women with madness, their men and bad habits
C
 And then it was bought by me
 
Interlude: F Bbadd9 F
 
Chorus:
F              C                                       Bbadd9
 Who knows, if I never showed up, what could've been
F               C                                   Bbadd9
 There goes the loudest woman this town has ever seen
          F             C                Bbadd9
I had a marvelous time ruining everything
 
Outro:
         F          C     Bbadd9
 I had a marvelous time ruining everything
F            C      Bbadd9
 a marvelous time ruining everything
F            C      Bbadd9
 a marvelous time
         F       C       Bbadd9
 I had a marvelous time