Intro: Gbm A E E Verse 1: Gbm A E Gbm What did you think I'd say to that? A E Gbm Does a scorpion sting when fighting back? A E Gbm A E They strike to kill, and you know I will Gbm A E You know I will Gbm A E Gbm What do you sing on your drive home? A E Gbm Do you see my face in the neighbor's lawn? Gbm A Does she smile? E Gbm A E Or does she mouth, "xxxx you forever"? Pre-Chorus: A E B A E Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy B What G#out that? A E B A E B And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry Chorus: A E B And there's nothing like a mad woman A E B What a shame she went mad A E B No one likes a mad woman A E B You made her like that A E B And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out A E B And you find something to wrap your noose around A E B A E B And there's nothing like a mad woman Interlude: Gbm A E E Verse 2: Gbm A E Gbm Now I breathe flames each time I talk A E Gbm My cannons all firin' at your yacht A E Gbm A E They say, "Move on," but you know I won't Gbm A E Gbm And women like hunting witches too A E Gbm Doing your dirtiest work for you A E It's obvious that wanting me dead Gbm A E Has really brought you two together Pre-Chorus: A E B A E Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy B What G#out that? A E B A E B And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry Chorus: A E B And there's nothing like a mad woman A E B What a shame she went mad A E B No one likes a mad woman A E B You made her like that A E B And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out A E B And you find something to wrap your noose around A E B A E B And there's nothing like a mad woman Bridge: A Gbm E A E I'm taking my time, taking my time B A Gbm 'Cause you took everything from me E A E Watching you climb, watching you climb B A Gbm Over people like me E A E The master of spin has a couple side flings B A Gbm Good wives always know E A E She should be mad, should be scathing like me, but Outro: B A Gbm E No one likes a mad woman A E B A Gbm E E What a shame she went mad A E B You made her like that A Gbm E E A E B C
