Spoken intro:
Cmaj7  Dm7      Cmaj7  Bbmaj7
         (Yo', man) Yo'
             Cmaj7                   Dm7
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
              Cmaj7      Bbmaj7
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
Cmaj7                        Dm7          Cmaj7
(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?
               Bbmaj7        Cmaj7
(The girl next door, you know) Man
Dm7                      Cmaj7              Bbmaj7
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you   (Alright)

Verse:
Cmaj7                 Dm7
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Cmaj7                       Bbmaj7
Creeping with the girl next door
Cmaj7                 Dm7
Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Cmaj7                   Bbmaj7
Banging on the bathroom floor
          Cmaj7  Dm7
How could I for--get that I had
Cmaj7              Bbmaj7
Given her an extra key
         Cmaj7        Dm7
All this time she was standing there
    Cmaj7                   Bbmaj7
She never took her eyes off me

Bridge:
        Cmaj7                              Dm7
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
                 Cmaj7                           Bbmaj7
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
                      Cmaj7                       Dm7
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
                     Cmaj7                     Bbmaj7
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
             Cmaj7                          Dm7
To be a true player you have to know how to play
             Cmaj7                     Bbmaj7
If she say a night, convince her say a day
        Cmaj7                  Dm7
Never admit to a word when she say
                      Cmaj7                Bbmaj7
And if she claims and you tell her baby no way

Chorus:
Cmaj7                    Dm7
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                 Bbmaj7
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                 Dm7
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                 Bbmaj7
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                   Dm7
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                  Bbmaj7
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                Dm7
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                   Bbmaj7
She stayed until it was over

Verse:
Cmaj7                 Dm7
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Cmaj7                       Bbmaj7
Creeping with the girl next door
Cmaj7                 Dm7
Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Cmaj7                   Bbmaj7
Banging on the bathroom floor
      Cmaj7    Dm7
I had tried to keep her
          Cmaj7            Bbmaj7
From what she was about to see
           Cmaj7 Dm7
Why should she believe me
       Cmaj7              Bbmaj7
When I told her it wasn't me

Bridge:
                         Cmaj7                             Dm7
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix
                    Cmaj7                    Bbmaj7
Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex
               Cmaj7                     Dm7
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
            Cmaj7                             Bbmaj7
Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
                       Cmaj7                             Dm7
You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past
            Cmaj7                                  Bbmaj7
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
              Cmaj7           Dm7
Wait for your answer: go over there
                  Cmaj7                       Bbmaj7
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

Chorus:
Cmaj7                    Dm7
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                 Bbmaj7
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                 Dm7
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                 Bbmaj7
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                   Dm7
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                  Bbmaj7
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                Dm7
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7                   Bbmaj7
She stayed until it was over

Verse:
Cmaj7                 Dm7
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Cmaj7                       Bbmaj7
Creeping with the girl next door
Cmaj7                 Dm7
Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Cmaj7                   Bbmaj7
Banging on the bathroom floor
          Cmaj7  Dm7
How could I for--get that I had
Cmaj7              Bbmaj7
Given her an extra key
         Cmaj7        Dm7
All this time she was standing there
    Cmaj7                   Bbmaj7
She never took her eyes off me

Bridge:
      Cmaj7             Dm7
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
        Cmaj7          Bbmaj7
For the pain that I've caused
          Cmaj7             Dm7
I've been listening to your reason
         Cmaj7          Bbmaj7
It makes no sense at all
          Cmaj7             Dm7
We should tell her that I'm sorry
        Cmaj7          Bbmaj7
For the pain that I've caused
        Cmaj7               Dm7
You may think that you're a player
           Cmaj7      Bbmaj7
But you're completely lost. That's why I sing

Verse:
Cmaj7                 Dm7
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Cmaj7                       Bbmaj7
Creeping with the girl next door
Cmaj7                 Dm7
Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Cmaj7                   Bbmaj7
Banging on the bathroom floor
          Cmaj7  Dm7
How could I for--get that I had
Cmaj7              Bbmaj7
Given her an extra key
         Cmaj7        Dm7
All this time she was standing there
    Cmaj7                   Bbmaj7
She never took her eyes off me
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