Intro -x2-: C Am Dm G

Verse 1:
C                       Am
If you were a wise man, baby, you would drop
Dm                         G
Every other ho, ho, ho and put me on top
C                             Am
Up there on your tree, better treat me like a star
Dm                                     G
Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, spend it on my heart

Pre-Chorus:
         F             Fm
xxxx the jet, send the sleigh
       Em                       G
It's a packed holiday, and I got options, babe -Aah-

Chorus:
   C               Am               Dm                            G
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk
   C                Am                 Dm                    G
If you're not gonna race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills

Post-Chorus:
        Em              Dm
Just to keep my stocking filled
      G                   C
Well, I know somebody who will
              Am                         Dm                 G
-Somebody who will, uh-huh, somebody who will, somеbody who will-

-Buy me presents, baby-

Verse 2:
C                                    Am
 Hе's a little bit older -Like super old-
                       Dm
Got a bit of a dad bod
                               G
From a city that's colder -Brr-
                          C
But damn' it, he's so hot

He knows when I'm sleepin' -Sleepin'-
Am
  And he knows when I'm no-ot
Dm
  Haven't like seen him in a while
                   G
He's probably just busy at his workshop

Pre-Chorus:
         F                            Fm
xxxx the jet -xxxx the jet-, send the sleigh -Send the sleigh-
       Em                       G
It's a packed holiday, and I got options, babe -No, ooh-

Chorus:
   C               Am               Dm                            G
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk -Ooh-
   C                            Am                 Dm                    G
If you're not gonna -Not gonna- race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills
-Beverly Hills-

Post-Chorus:
        Em              Dm
Just to keep my stocking filled -So filled-
      G                   C
Well, I know somebody who will -Somebody who wiil-
              Am                 Dm                 G
-Somebody who will, somebody who will, somebody who will-

-Buy me presents, baby-

Interlude:
   Eb Cm Fm Bb
   Eb Cm Fm G

Chorus:
   C               Am               Dm                            G
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk -Drink me like a warm glass of milk-
   C                      Am                 Dm                    G
If you're not gonna -Ooh- race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills

Post-Chorus:
        Em              Dm
Just to keep my stocking filled -Ooh, ooh-
    -nc-
Oh, I know somebody who will