Verse 1:
G G              B B      C C  Cm  G G               B B        Em Em      C C
Every girl from here to Soho    loves to tell me things I don't know
     G G            B B         C C        Cm Cm  D
It's beautiful and smart, and no good for me, at all
 
Verse 2:
G G                  B B    C C
All your boyfriends go to film school
Cm Cm  G G       B B       Em Em
   Nathan was in plays in high school -How 'bout that?-
C C  G G           B B       C C  Cm Cm
    Me I'm gonna play the imbecile who,
D
Who keeps choosing you, even though you're bipolar and you're selfish!
 
I hate you! AHHHHHH!
 
Chorus:
G      B    C           Cm    G          B      Em            C          G
Everyone is better than me, I think everyone is better than, better than me
      B     C            Cm          D
Everyone is better than, better than me, heyay
 
Bridge:
E            Eb          D           Db
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhh
C                  G                   C             G
    Baaaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaa -Solo- Baaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaa -Solo-
C                  G                   C             G
    Baaaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaa -Solo- Baaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaa -Solo-
D
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
 
Interlude -x2-: G G  B B  C C  Cm Cm
 
Verse 3: -no guitar-
 
Look what you've done, now I'm a mess. Today I even thought I'd wear a dress
                                                D
It's beautiful, so smart and no good for me, at all
D
Yeah!
 
Chorus:
G      B    C           Cm    G          B      Em            C          G
Everyone is better than me, I think everyone is better than, better than me
      B     C            Cm          D
Everyone is better than, better than me, heyay
 
G      B    C           Cm    G                 B         C      Cm
Everyone is better than me, I think, throw your hands out if you agree with
G        B      C            Cm   G          B      C
me, everyone is better than me, I think everyone is better than,
 

            G  B  C  Cm
Better than me
            G  B  C  Cm
Better than me
 
Oh!
 
Outro -x4-: G  B  C  Cm