Cm F Bb G7 "a" is for the apple that he gave to me, Cm F Bb But I found a worm inside, Cm F Bb G7 "b" is for beloved that I call to him, Cm F Bb before he left my side Bb7 And “c”, Eb see what he did that’s “d”, C Did it to poor ol’ me, F How could I be such an “e”motional fool, “f” Cm F Bb G7 "g" is for the gentlemen I thought he was, Cm F Bb When he first said hi, "H" "I", Cm F Bb G7 "J" is for the joker that is Jimmy Bee, Cm F Bb the man who made me cry -that’s a c- Bb7 And “K”, Eb Well you know it’s just not okay, C To kiss and then run away, F Leaving alone without leaving a letter for “L”angtree Cm F Bb G7 "M" is for the misery he left me in, Cm F Bb "N"ever to return again, Cm F Bb G7 "O" what a poor "P" fool I’ve been, Cm F Bb "Q"ueuing in line for him Bb7 And “R”, Eb Are you the one for me, C Yes, “S”ay you’ll come back to me, F Why are you tempted to “T”ease me, ohh.. Cm F B G7 "U", why not you, have got to understand, Cm F Bb The value of a woman’s heart, "V", Cm F Bb G7 Why, “W” not “Y”, did you think it was fine Cm F Bb To “X” me from the start Bb7 And “Y”, yes “Y”, Eb Is the question that’s on my mind, oh why, C F Why did you leave me right before reaching our “Z”enith Cm F Bb G7 1 is the number of men I’ve loved, Cm F Bb And 2 is the times I’ll say it’s you, it’s you! Cm F Bb G7 3 is the number of days you’ve been gone, Cm F Bb But it feels like four times two Bb7 Eb 8, at the hour the sun goes down, C I remember life with you around, F I wish I had nine lives like that one
