Verse: C It's not easy having yourself a good time Fm Greasing up those bets and betters Fm Watching out they don't four-letter C xxxx and kiss you both at the same time Fm Smells-like something I've forgotten Fm Curled up died and now it's rotten Gm I'm not a gangster tonight Ab Don't want to be a bad guy Gm I'm just a loner baby Ab And now you're gotten in my way Chorus: Eb I can't decide G Whether you should live or die Ab Oh, you'll probably go to heaven F Please don't hang your head and cry Cm No wonder why Eb My heart feels dead inside G Ab It's cold and hard and petrified Eb F Lock the doors and close the blinds Ab Bb Eb We're going for a ride Verse: C It's a xxxxx convincing people to like you Fm If I stop now call me a quitter Fm If lies were cats you'd be a litter C Pleasing everyone isn't like you Fm Dancing jigs until I'm crippled Fm Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled Gm I've got to hand it to you Ab You've played by all the same rules Gm It takes the truth to fool me Ab And now you've made me angry Chorus: Eb I can't decide G Whether you should live or die Ab Oh, you'll probably go to heaven F Please don't hang your head and cry Cm No wonder why Eb My heart feels dead inside G Ab It's cold and hard and petrified Eb F Lock the doors and close the blinds Ab Bb Eb We're going for a ride Bridge: C Oh I could throw you in the lake Fm Or feed you poisoned birthday cake Bb Eb I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone G Oh I could bury you alive Cm But you might crawl out with a knife Abm And kill me when I'm sleeping Bb That's why Chorus: Eb I can't decide G Whether you should live or die Ab Oh, you'll probably go to heaven F Please don't hang your head and cry Cm No wonder why Eb My heart feels dead inside G Ab It's cold and hard and petrified Eb F Lock the doors and close the blinds Ab Bb Eb We're going for a ride
