Verse 1:
F Gm Bb
This bar makes me feel like a villain
F Gm Bb
Your friends are all nice, and they all make a killin'
F Gm Bb Gm
They work all the time, hunker down, save the world 9 to 5
F Gm Bb
Just for me to come ruin their weekend
F Gm Bb
I'm usually flawless at hiding my feelings
F Gm Bb
Unless you're my mom or my dog or my ceiling
F Gm Bb Gm
The second one's gone as of right before you all arrived
F Gm Bb
When my mom called permission to sleep him
Chorus:
F Gm Bb
And I'm missing my dog a thousand miles away
F Gm Bb
And when we would talk we'd have whole conversations
F Gm Bb F Bb
But I would speak for him, and I'd make him say nice things
Verse 2:
F Gm Bb
I'm drinking too much for a Friday
F Gm Bb
Which is saying a lot for New York in the holidays
F Gm
I'm sippin' my venomous brew
Bb Gm F
Push the tab to your group, my dog's dead
Gm Bb
Tell your friend she can pay it
Chorus:
F Gm Bb
But I'm letting him down a thousand miles away
F Gm Bb
'Cause I'm drunk, blacking out all your kind conversation
F Gm Bb F Bb
Threw away what you said, but I bet it was littered with nice things
F Gm Bb
And I'm xxxxing it up, a thousand miles away
F Gm Bb
I pushed you too much, now you're quiet, and I'm ashamed
F Gm Bb F Bb
And I can't speak for you, but if I could, I'd make you say nice things
F Bb
Make you say nice things
