Verse 1:
        Dbmaj7
You got four for Thanksgiving
       Eb
Twenty one for the Lord
          Ab           Abmaj7  
I haven't counted in a while
         Ab7       Fm7
It might be a few more
 

            Db
And there's seven days for spring
          Eb
And maybe one more in between
            Db
And then on top of all the everything
 
Assuming I survive
        Eb
Another 90 day summer's gonna take
           Eb  Ebadd9 Eb
My xxxxing life
 
Chorus:
    G7             Cm  Cm      Cm
And I would rather die
    Ab             Eb
And let me make it clear
              G7
It's nobody's fault
                   Ab
But I think we all know
             Bb               Eb   G7
That I won't make it to Montreal
 

    Cm             Eb   G7
And I would rather die
     Cm               Eb   G7
I'll jump before I'll fall
        Cm             Fm
And I'm having lots of fun
            Ab      Bb    Cm
But I won't make it Montreal
 
Interlude: Cm   Fm    Bb    G7
 
Verse 2:
     Db
I've five pretty skirts
         Eb
I've got sweaters in drawers
           Ab       Ab  
I've got a nice big blanket
    Ab7       Fm7
And carpeted floors
 

         Db
I've got lovers on lovers
Eb
Friends on friends
            Db       Eb    Ab   Ab    Ab     Ab  
The xxxxing fun just never ends
 
Verse 3:
            Db
You like to talk G#out the future
   Eb
As if it's real
             Ab
And when you tell me that you love me
      F7
I can almost feel it
 

        Bbm
But the wires don't connect
     Eb7
Your blood has been rejected
       Db
And it doesn't even matter
 
If I make it through the night
        Eb
Because another xxxxing summer's gonna take
           Eb  Ebadd9 Eb
My xxxxing life
 
Chorus:
    G7              Cm  Cm      Cm
And I'd just rather die
     Ab          Eb
It's boredom overall
        G7             Ab
And I'm having lots of fun
            Bb         Bb    Eb   G7
But I won't make it to Montreal
 

    Cm            Eb   G7
And I don't wanna die
    Cm                    Eb   G7
But I'll jump before I'll fall
    Cm
And did you really think so?
       Fm                         Ab         Bb    Eb
I mean no one xxxxing thought I'd make it to Montreal
 
Interlude 2:
   Eb  G7  Cm  Abmaj7
   Eb  G7  Ab  Abm
 
Verse 4:
              Db
It's not that it's a bad plan
         Eb
No, the plan xxxxing slapped
     Ab    Abmaj7           Ab7   
I was so excited you don't know
     Fm7
How bad
 

         Db
I wanted all of it
 
The coffee shop, the weather, the apartment
      Eb            Eb7      Ab  Ab    Ab     Ab  
But I don't want anything anymore
        Db
I don't know
          Eb       Ab
I guess I just got bored
           Db
It doesn't matter where the trolley goes this time
        Eb
Because soon enough the summer's gonna take
           Eb  Ebadd9 Eb
My xxxxing life
 
Chorus:
    G7             Cm  Cm      Cm
And I would rather die
    Ab             Eb
And let me make it clear
              G7
It's nobody's fault
                   Ab
But I think we all know
             Bb         Bb    Eb  G7
That I won't make it to Montreal
 

    Cm            Eb  G7
And I don't wanna die
         Cm              Eb   G7
I don't wanna get left behind
         Cm               Fm
But it's better half than none
           Ab     Bb        Eb
I hope to god you have some fun
 
Verse 5:
       G7            Cm
Go get laid in Montreal
               Ab
The world's so big and
        Eb
I'm too small
             G7
You guys are different
                  Ab
You could have it all
           Abm        Bb    Eb
I hope you make it to Montreal
 
Outro:
   Eb  G7  Cm   Ab
   Eb  G7  Cm   Ab
   Ab  Bb  G7   Cm
   Ab  Bb  Eb