Verse 1:
Dbmaj7
You got four for Thanksgiving
Eb
Twenty one for the Lord
Ab Abmaj7
I haven't counted in a while
Ab7 Fm7
It might be a few more
Db
And there's seven days for spring
Eb
And maybe one more in between
Db
And then on top of all the everything
Assuming I survive
Eb
Another 90 day summer's gonna take
Eb Ebadd9 Eb
My xxxxing life
Chorus:
G7 Cm Cm Cm
And I would rather die
Ab Eb
And let me make it clear
G7
It's nobody's fault
Ab
But I think we all know
Bb Eb G7
That I won't make it to Montreal
Cm Eb G7
And I would rather die
Cm Eb G7
I'll jump before I'll fall
Cm Fm
And I'm having lots of fun
Ab Bb Cm
But I won't make it Montreal
Interlude: Cm Fm Bb G7
Verse 2:
Db
I've five pretty skirts
Eb
I've got sweaters in drawers
Ab Ab
I've got a nice big blanket
Ab7 Fm7
And carpeted floors
Db
I've got lovers on lovers
Eb
Friends on friends
Db Eb Ab Ab Ab Ab
The xxxxing fun just never ends
Verse 3:
Db
You like to talk G#out the future
Eb
As if it's real
Ab
And when you tell me that you love me
F7
I can almost feel it
Bbm
But the wires don't connect
Eb7
Your blood has been rejected
Db
And it doesn't even matter
If I make it through the night
Eb
Because another xxxxing summer's gonna take
Eb Ebadd9 Eb
My xxxxing life
Chorus:
G7 Cm Cm Cm
And I'd just rather die
Ab Eb
It's boredom overall
G7 Ab
And I'm having lots of fun
Bb Bb Eb G7
But I won't make it to Montreal
Cm Eb G7
And I don't wanna die
Cm Eb G7
But I'll jump before I'll fall
Cm
And did you really think so?
Fm Ab Bb Eb
I mean no one xxxxing thought I'd make it to Montreal
Interlude 2:
Eb G7 Cm Abmaj7
Eb G7 Ab Abm
Verse 4:
Db
It's not that it's a bad plan
Eb
No, the plan xxxxing slapped
Ab Abmaj7 Ab7
I was so excited you don't know
Fm7
How bad
Db
I wanted all of it
The coffee shop, the weather, the apartment
Eb Eb7 Ab Ab Ab Ab
But I don't want anything anymore
Db
I don't know
Eb Ab
I guess I just got bored
Db
It doesn't matter where the trolley goes this time
Eb
Because soon enough the summer's gonna take
Eb Ebadd9 Eb
My xxxxing life
Chorus:
G7 Cm Cm Cm
And I would rather die
Ab Eb
And let me make it clear
G7
It's nobody's fault
Ab
But I think we all know
Bb Bb Eb G7
That I won't make it to Montreal
Cm Eb G7
And I don't wanna die
Cm Eb G7
I don't wanna get left behind
Cm Fm
But it's better half than none
Ab Bb Eb
I hope to god you have some fun
Verse 5:
G7 Cm
Go get laid in Montreal
Ab
The world's so big and
Eb
I'm too small
G7
You guys are different
Ab
You could have it all
Abm Bb Eb
I hope you make it to Montreal
Outro:
Eb G7 Cm Ab
Eb G7 Cm Ab
Ab Bb G7 Cm
Ab Bb Eb
