Intro: F Am Dm Bbmaj7 Bbm Verse 1: F Am I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater Dm You said it looked better on me than it did you Bbmaj7 Only if you knew, how much I liked you Bbm But I watch your eyes as she Pre Chorus: F Walks by Am Dm What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky Bbmaj7 Bbm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: F Why would you ever kiss me? Am I'm not even half as pretty Dm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Bbmaj7 But you like her better Bbm -Wish I were Heather- Verse 2: F Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Am Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder Dm But how could I hate her? She's such an angel Bbmaj7 Bbm But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Pre-Chorus: F Walks by, Am what a sight for sore eyes Dm Brighter than the blue sky Bbmaj7 Bbm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: F Why would you ever kiss me? Am I'm not even half as pretty Dm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Bbmaj7 But you like her better Bbm -I wish I were Heather- Bridge: F Am -Oh- Wish I were Heather Dm Bbmaj7 Bbm -Oh, oh- Wish I were Heather Chorus: F Why would you ever kiss me? Am I'm not even half as pretty Dm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Bbmaj7 But you like her better Bbm Wish I were
