Intro: A Dadd9 A Dadd9 Verse 1: A Dadd9 I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A Dadd9 a couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun Gbm7 E D I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7a E I'm getting drunk on a plane A Dadd9 I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy A Dadd9 Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me Gbm7 E D Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays E I'm getting drunk on a plane Chorus: A Dadd9 Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot, it's a party Gbm Dadd9 Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 A Stewardess is somethin' xxxx Dadd9 Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey Gbm Told her about my condition Dadd9 Got a little mile-high flight attention A Gbm Dadd9 It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds E A I'm up so high I may never come down Gbm Dadd9 I'll try anything to drown out the pain D -let ring out- they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane Instrumental: A Dadd9 A Dadd9 Verse 2: A Dadd9 We had this date marked on the calendar forever A Dadd9 We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together Gbm7 E D I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake E So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane Chorus: A Dadd9 Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot, it's a party Gbm Dadd9 Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 A Stewardess is somethin' xxxx Dadd9 Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey Gbm Told her about my condition Dadd9 Got a little mile-high flight attention A Gbm Dadd9 It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds E A I'm up so high I may never come down Gbm Dadd9 I'll try anything to drown out the pain E they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane Solo: Gbm D A E -x2- E Verse 3: A Dadd9 On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class A Dadd9 So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass Gbm7 E Dadd9 And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass E 'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane Chorus: A Dadd9 Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot, it's a party Gbm Dadd9 Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 A Stewardess is somethin' xxxx Dadd9 Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey Gbm Told her about my condition Dadd9 Got a little mile-high flight attention A Gbm Dadd9 It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds E A I'm up so high I may never come down Gbm Dadd9 I'll try anything to drown out the pain E they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane Outro: Dadd9 A I'm getting drunk on a plane Dadd9 A I might be passed out Dadd9 A in the baggage claim Dadd9 but right now A I'm drunk on a plane
