Intro -x2-: G Em Am D

Verse 1:
G
James Deen you let me down
Em
Why'd you have to make this so hard
Am
Why'd you have to leave so many women
D
So emotionally scarred
G
James Deen you let me down
Em
I used to think you were the one for me
Am
But the only thing that I'd give you now
D
Is a crudely done vasectomy

Chorus:
C                   D
James Deen we were rooting for you
            Bm                   Em
I used to think about you when I touched my boobs
C                      D
James Deen, baby, what can I do
         Bm                C    Cm
Except boycott your every move?

Interlude: G Em Am D

Verse 2:
G
James Deen you let me down
Em
I used to think you were the brightest star
Am
But James, there is no safe word
D
To keep me from hitting you with my car

Chorus:
C                    D
James Deen we were rooting for you
            Bm                     Em
I used to think about you when I touched my boobs
C                  D
James Deen, baby, what can I do
         Bm                 C   Cm
Except boycott your every move?

Interlude -x2-: G Em Am D

Outro:
G
James Deen, you let us down
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You let us all down

Ya bastard