Intro: Eb Gm Cm Abmaj7 Abm Verse 1: Eb Gm I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater Cm You said it looked better on me than it did you Abmaj7 Only if you knew, how much I liked you Abm But I watch your eyes as she Pre Chorus: Eb Walks by Gm Cm What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky Abmaj7 Abm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: Eb Why would you ever kiss me? Gm I'm not even half as pretty Cm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Abmaj7 But you like her better Abm -Wish I were Heather- Verse 2: Eb Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Gm Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder Cm But how could I hate her? She's such an angel Abmaj7 Abm But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Pre-Chorus: Eb Walks by, Gm what a sight for sore eyes Cm Brighter than the blue sky Abmaj7 Abm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: Eb Why would you ever kiss me? Gm I'm not even half as pretty Cm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Abmaj7 But you like her better Abm -I wish I were Heather- Bridge: Eb Gm -Oh- Wish I were Heather Cm Abmaj7 Abm -Oh, oh- Wish I were Heather Chorus: Eb Why would you ever kiss me? Gm I'm not even half as pretty Cm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Abmaj7 But you like her better Abm Wish I were
