Verse 1:
D                   E
Mama's got a new man
    A                 Gbm
And daddy's got a new mansion to keep
   D                      E
He never really calls back
       A                 Gbm
'Cause he's got too many finances to reap
 
Pre-Chorus:
D                      E
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         A
When you get what you need
      Gbm
Baby, life is a breeze
D                    E
Money, money, get me money, money
         A             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
D                        E
 All these kids have got affluenza
A                     Gbm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
D               E                A            Gbm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
D                       E
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
A              Gbm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
D                     E
 Give me none of your affluenza
A           Gbm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Verse 2:
D                        E
Every day's your birthday
 A                              Gbm
You threw a party but you kinda hate all your friends
          D                E
So you're cryin' in a driveway
        A                         Gbm
Killin' time, gettin' high, can't wait 'til it ends
 
Pre-Chorus:
D                      E
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         A
When you get what you need
      Gbm
Baby, life is a breeze
D                    E
Money, money, get me money, money
         A             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
D                        E
 All these kids have got affluenza
A                     Gbm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
D               E                A            Gbm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
D                       E
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
A              Gbm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
D                     E
 Give me none of your affluenza
A           Gbm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Bridge:
D           E
Fat stacks, cold cash
A                    Gbm          E
You've always had it real lavish, first-class
D           E
Trust fund, gold tongue
A           Gbm                  E
80 grand in both your hands, but no love
 
Chorus:
D                        E
 All these kids have got affluenza
A                     Gbm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
D               E                A            Gbm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
D                       E
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
A              Gbm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
D                     E
 Give me none of your affluenza
A           Gbm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Outro:
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