Intro: Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Verse: Bm A Bm Fake Tales of San Francisco A Bm A Bm A Echo through the room Bm A Bm More point to a wedding disco A Bm A Bm A Without a bride or groom Bm A There's a super cool band yeah Bm A Bm A Bm A With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine Bm A Bm And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets A Bm A Bm A Practicing their lines Chorus: Bm I don't want to hear you -nc- -Kick me out, kick me out- Bm I don't want to hear you, no -nc- -Kick me out, kick me out- Bm I don't want to hear you -nc- -Kick me out, kick me out- Bm I don't want to hear you -nc- I don't want to hear you Verse: Bm A Bm Fake Tales of San Francisco A Bm A Bm A Echo through the air Bm A Bm And there's a few bored faces in the back A Bm A Bm A All wishing they weren't there Bm A And as the microphone squeaks Bm A a young girl's telephone beeps Bm A Yeah, she's dashing for the exit Bm A Bm Oh, she's running to the streets outside A Bm A "Oh, you've saved me," she screams down the line Bm A "The band were xxxxing wank Bm A And I'm not having a nice time" Chorus: Bm I don't want to hear you -nc- -Kick me out, kick me out- Bm I don't want to hear you, no -nc- -Kick me out, kick me out- Bm Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing, though -nc- So all that's left -nc- Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf Bridge: B G E B D5 Eb5 E5 C-Part: B G He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar E I don't quite know the distance, but I'm sure that's far B D5 Eb5 E5 Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty far B G And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem E You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham B So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah B Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook G Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook E Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook G Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, yeah Outro: Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm
