Intro: Db What happened? Db His head fell off! Db His head fell off? F Db Yeah, he was pretty old G G Oh, that's it! I've had it with this dump! C We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off! Bridge 1: C Pussy, pussy, pussy Db Can't you see C You xxxxxes can't do it like me Db Motherxxxxers stay mad Db Like I killed their mom or something C If you really didn't care C You'd let it be Verse 1: C I've been dying since day one Db But y'all knew that C My xxxx is like Americans C Too fat, but dangerous Gb I'm the grimiest motherxxxxer to walk this earth Db The xxxx I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur Bb I'm a flying reptile Gb a pterodactyl on Adderall Db I've got a bunch of scales that I dug up Db You've never heard at all F C Eat a xxxx little faggot, jeez C And furthermore C You're trying to scrap with me Db I don't beef, faggot Db I'm herbivore F Hmm F I crawled into the industry Bb a saturated circus Bb Manipulating like Hillary F They say I'm crazy Ab But lately they've been defending me Ab Because take a look around, motherxxxxer Db Everyone's digging me Chorus: G C I live in a constant state of fear and misery Cm G Do ya miss me anymore G C and I don't even notice when it hurts anymore Cm anymore, anymore G anymore Bridge 2: Am Pussy, pussy, pussy Gb Can't you read C I'm a dirty old pussy eating freak C Motherxxxxers still mad Gb Like I killed their mom or something C If you really didn't care Ab You'd let me eat Verse 2: Ab Here we go again Gb I'll make jokes about your estrogen Gb That's pretty much the rest of this song Gb I'm roasting everything F I'm a weird little entity F That'll enter titties Db Gb And bust all over the tummy and little nippies Bb I know I'm morbid at times Am That's how I like to be F They call my xxxx a mammoth F You're salty you got a micro-d Db Classic penis joke Db Inserted with appropriate timing G Because if I ain't got a penis line G I ain't dining F Gb No homo, but seriously I'm getting faded Gb And my life is like my vids C Low budget and underrated C Kids, the only way to succeed C Is to chip away at the soul Db And hope by the time you get there Db You ain't singin' Chorus: G C I live in a constant state of fear and misery Cm G Do ya miss me anymore G C and I don't even notice when it hurts anymore Cm anymore, anymore G anymore Outro: -nc- Don't take the lyrics too seriously -nc- I don't really give a xxxx
