Intro: Bb  Bb  Ab  Ab

Verse 1:
Bb               Bb
   Driving on the right side road
Ab                   Ab
   He says I'm pretty wearing his clothes
Bb                        Bb
   And he's got hands that make Hell seem cold
Ab                       Ab                         Bb
   Feet on the dashboard, he's like a poem I wish I wrote
          Bb7
I wish I wrote

Chorus:
       Eb               Ab
And he laughs at all my jokes
        Bb           Eb
And he says I'm so American
    Ab                 Eb
Oh, God, it's just not fair of him
   Bb                Cm
To make me feel this much
    Bb Eb          Ab
I'd go anywhere he goes
       Bb            Eb
And he says I'm so American
    Ab             Eb
Oh, God, I'm gonna marry him
   Bb                 Cm  Bb
If he keeps this xxxx up
  Ab                           Abm                  -nc-
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love

Verse 2:
Bb                   Bb
   God, I'm so boring and I'm so rude
      Ab                          Ab
Can't have a conversation if it's not all about you
Bb                      Bb
   The way you dress and the books you read
Ab                          Ab                                     Bb
   I really love my bed but man, it's hard to sleep when he's with me
               Bb7
When he's with me

Chorus:
       Eb               Ab
And he laughs at all my jokes
        Bb           Eb
And he says I'm so American
    Ab                 Eb
Oh, God, it's just not fair of him
   Bb                Cm
To make me feel this much
    Bb Eb          Ab
I'd go anywhere he goes
       Bb            Eb
And he says I'm so American
    Ab             Eb
Oh, God, I'm gonna marry him
   Bb                 Cm  Bb
If he keeps this xxxx up
  Ab                           Abm
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love

Bridge:
Cm     Ab             Eb
I apologize if it's a little too much, just a little too soon
    Cm           Ab          Eb
But if the conversation ever were to come up
                          Cm
I don't wanna assume this stuff
Ab              Eb                   Bb Bb7
   But ain't it love? I think I'm in love

Chorus:
       Eb               Ab
And he laughs at all my jokes
        Bb           Eb
And he says I'm so American
    Ab                 Eb
Oh, God, it's just not fair of him
   Bb                Cm
To make me feel this much
    Bb Eb          Ab
I'd go anywhere he goes
       Bb            Eb
And he says I'm so American
    Ab             Eb
Oh, God, I'm gonna marry him
   Bb                 Cm  Bb
If he keeps this xxxx up
  Ab                           Abm                  -nc-
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love

Outro:
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Okay
Stop it!
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