Intro:

This is the worst country song of all time

And it goes

Verse:
G
I hate beer and honky-tonk women
    C                       G
And I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishing
    G
And I don't know the words to Family Tradition
        D
Folsom Prison, or Walk The Line


    G
And I think sweet tea is overrated
     C                   G
And all dirt roads were made for paving
                         D                   G
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
 G
And the Chorus goes

Chorus:
G
I love cities and traffic jams
C
I don't want a house on a piece of land
     G
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
    D
But I don't wanna earn a dime


 G
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
   C
I think we should change the American flag, yeah
 G                 D                   G
This is the worst country song of all time

Verse:
 G
Second Verse goes
G
I think trucks are a waste of gas
    C                   G
If you disagree, we'll cancel that, 'cause
G
My momma never whipped my ass, huh
D
I guess she never tried


 G
Man, stink a fork in the constitution
C                          G
I support Kim Jong-un and Putin
                         D                   G
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
 G
And the Chorus goes

Chorus:
G
I love cities and traffic jams
C
I don't want a house on a piece of land
     G
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
    D
But I don't wanna earn a dime


 G
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
   C
I think we should change the American flag, yeah
 G                 D                   G
This is the worst country song of all time
  G
-Get on that tin whistle boy-

Instrumental:
   G    C    G    D
   G    C    G  D  G

Bridge:
 G
And the Bridge goes
 G
I'm too good for Solo cups
      C                      G
Your momma's homemade fried chicken sucks
 G
Boots ain't made to get scuffed up
          D
How you like that saxophone?


          G
Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue
               C                        G
And you're as country as caviar if you think that's true
          G
And this song's a joke but if it ain't for you
D
I know your favorite song
-nc-
And it goes like

Chorus:
G
I love cities and traffic jams
C
I don't want a house on a piece of land
     G
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
    D
But I don't wanna earn a dime


 G
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
   C
I think we should change the American flag, yeah
 G                 D                   G
This is the worst country song of all time