Intro: C Am C F G C Verse 1: C a pity she does not exist Am a shame he's not a fag C The only girl I ever loved was F G C Andrew in drag C There is no hope of love for me Am From here on I'll go stag C The only girl I'll ever love is F G C Andrew in drag Chorus: F C Andrew in drag G G7 Andrew in drag F C Andrew in drag G G7 Yeah Verse 2: C I don't know why I even went Am It's really not my bag C Just thought it might be funny to see F G C Andrew in drag C The moment he walked on the stage Am My tail began to wag C Wag like a little wiener dog for F G C Andrew in drag Chorus: F C Andrew in drag G G7 Andrew in drag F C Andrew in drag G G7 Yeah Verse 3: C I've always been a ladies' man Am And I don't have to brag C But I become a momma's boy for F G C Andrew in drag C I'd sign away my trust fund Am I would even sell the Jag C If I could spend my misspent youth with F G C Andrew in drag Chorus: F C Andrew in drag G G7 Andrew in drag F C Andrew in drag G G7 Yeah Verse 4: C So stick him in a dress and Am He's the only boy I'd shag C The only boy I'd anything is F G C Andrew in drag C I'll never see that girl again Am He did it as a gag C I'll pine away forevermore for F G C Andrew in drag
idk the names of the chords but instead of gb7 i play 2420 and instead of gbm7 i play 3101