Intro:
   C  Am  C
   F  G   C

Verse 1:
C
a pity she does not exist
                   Am
a shame he's not a xxx
C
The only girl I ever loved was
F    G    C
Andrew in drag
C
There is no hope of love for me
                     Am
From here on I'll go stag
C
The only girl I'll ever love is
F    G    C
Andrew in drag

Chorus:
          F      C
Andrew in drag
G         G7
Andrew in drag
          F      C
Andrew in drag
G             G7
Yeah

Verse 2:
C
I don't know why I even went
                   Am
It's really not my bag
C
Just thought it might be funny to see
F     G   C
Andrew in drag
C
The moment he walked on the stage
                 Am
My tail began to wag
C
Wag like a little wiener dog for
F     G   C
Andrew in drag

Chorus:
          F      C
Andrew in drag
G         G7
Andrew in drag
          F      C
Andrew in drag
G             G7
Yeah

Verse 3:
C
I've always been a ladies' man
                    Am
And I don't have to brag
C
But I become a momma's boy for
F     G   C
Andrew in drag
C
I'd sign away my trust fund
                      Am
I would even sell the Jag
C
If I could spend my misspent youth with
F     G   C
Andrew in drag

Chorus:
          F      C
Andrew in drag
G         G7
Andrew in drag
          F      C
Andrew in drag
G             G7
Yeah

Verse 4:
C
So stick him in a dress and
                      Am
He's the only boy I'd shag
C
The only boy I'd anything is
F     G   C
Andrew in drag
C
I'll never see that girl again
               Am
He did it as a gag
C
I'll pine away forevermore for
F     G   C
Andrew in drag
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