Verse 1:
Em Am
She’s got that kind of look that defies gravity
C D
She’s the greatest cook and she’s fat-free
Em Am
She’s been to private school and she speaks perfect French
C
She’s got the perfect friends
D
Oh isn’t she cool?
Em Am
She practises Tai-Chi, she’d never lose her nerve
C
She’s more than you deserve
D
She’s just far better than me, hey hey
Chorus:
G D Am C
So don’t bother I won’t die of deception
G D Am C
Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry
G D Am C
And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting
G D Am
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
Cm Am
So don’t bother, be unkind.
Interlude: G D Am C
Verse 2:
Em Am
I’m sure she doesn’t know who to touch you like I would
C D
I beat her at that one good, don’t you think so?
Em Am
She’s almost six feet tall, she must think I’m a flea
C D
I’m really a cat, you see and it’s not my last life at all
Chorus:
G D Am C
So don’t bother I won’t die of deception
G D Am C
Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry
G D Am C
And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting
G D Am
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
Cm
So don’t bother, be unkind.
