Verse 1:
      Em                                Am
She’s got that kind of look that defies gravity
          C                          D
She’s the greatest cook and she’s fat-free
      Em                                    Am
She’s been to private school and she speaks perfect French
              C
She’s got the perfect friends
         D
Oh isn’t she cool?
    Em                             Am
She practises Tai-Chi, she’d never lose her nerve
                C
She’s more than you deserve
           D
She’s just far better than me, hey hey

Chorus:
G         D              Am        C
 So don’t bother I won’t die of deception
G                 D            Am              C
 Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry
G          D               Am             C
 And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting
G                     D                 Am
 The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
         Cm            Am
So don’t bother, be unkind.

Interlude: G D Am C

Verse 2:
    Em                                     Am
I’m sure she doesn’t know who to touch you like I would
              C                        D
I beat her at that one good, don’t you think so?
      Em                                   Am
She’s almost six feet tall, she must think I’m a flea
             C                         D
I’m really a cat, you see and it’s not my last life at all

Chorus:
G         D              Am        C
 So don’t bother I won’t die of deception
G                 D            Am              C
 Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry
G          D               Am             C
 And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting
G                     D                 Am
 The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
         Cm            
So don’t bother, be unkind.     Dieses Arrangement ist die eigene Interpretation seines Beitragenden, geteilt für privates Lernen, Bildung und nicht-kommerzielle Nutzung. Der zugrunde liegende Song, Text und die Musik bleiben Eigentum ihrer Rechteinhaber. Für Löschanfragen siehe Rechtliche Hinweise.