For "The Waitress" version, try transposing down two half steps (-2).
Intro: G
G
I will never let you let me leave
I promise I'm not lying
Go ahead, ask anybody who has seen me trying
A C
I'm not going, if it seems like I did
Cm
I'm probably waiting outside
G
Such a stubborn man, you'll likely never meet another
When we have our family dinner you can ask my mother
A C Cm F
She's the best, you'll learn more about her on our family history test
G
I'm gonna do this right
Bb
Show you I'm not moving
C
Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow
F G
Oh, gonna love you so
Bb
You'll learn what I already know
C
I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me
F G Bb
You can try, oh, but I
C
I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me
G
I grew up an only child in a suburb of the city
A
Spent my days alone, my only friend was a stray kitty called Sardine
C Cm
I thought it was hilarious to call a cat a kind of fish
G
She played hard to get, hissing while she scratched me
What she was trying to say was "Ogie, come and catch me"
A C Cm
I learned quickly that perseverance stood between a cat and her new best friend, me
F G
Oh, I'm gonna do this right
Bb
Show you I'm not moving
C
Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow
F G
Oh, gonna love you so
Bb
You'll learn what I already know
C
I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me
F G Bb
You can try, oh, but I
C
I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me
F G Bb
You can try, oh, but I
C
I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me
